I have more exciting news about poo, but first, let me address the question of golden poo. So many people are wondering how to get golden poo in Pet Society. Players in the P.S. forum report it may be random. It does not seem to be connected with levels or paw points.
Now, onto my exciting update. I visited my friend Hank’s pet Wasabi and tried to seduce him in the bedroom. He, however, had other ideas. As my pet, Sushi laid down on the bed, he squeezed out a chocolate poo! I wish I had a screenshot of that exact moment when he scrunched up his face, but I was so shocked by this effrontery that my fingers did not react in time. Then, just as I was about to leave a message about this disturbing occurrence, Wasabi pumped out another one! Jeez Louise, did this guy eat a bottle of laxatives or what?

My pet tries to seduce, but his pet just wants to poo.
Perhaps the game’s creators read too much Marquis de Sade, for this is getting into some really kinky territory.
But love surprises in many ways. Just as I was thinking that the romance was completely over between us, Sushi and Wasabi laid down together for a post-poo cuddle. Even with the flies buzzing around them, the moment, oh so brief, was breathtakingly beautiful. It was, dare I say, golden.
Still wondering how to get poo?
You produce golden poo in the same way as you do regular poo. For more details, see “How to Get Your Pet to Poo.”
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Post-poo cuddle.
* All names, including pets’ names have been changed to protect the players from public embarrassment.